Finally, a donut for MEN!
Oh dude you got some of my bronut all over your face silly! haha heres a Dude Wipe to get it off with
i dont think they thought on this name hard enough. you can’t appeal to the macho male crowd with something as homoerotic as bro nut.
Brother, I have no idea what that means.
while we’re on the topic we can drag this unfunny heaux too
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
girls don’t like boys girls like 30k smut fics and grilled cheese
I honestly can’t believe this right now. I was complaining to my bf about some Kotex tampons I had used, going on a bit of a rant about how bad they were, and on a whim I decided to go to the website and leave a review so other people who might get them would know better.
I’ve never written a tampon review in my life (it’s not something I ever anticipated doing) so I had a little fun getting very passionate about my thoughts, and then went to submit…. Only to receive the words: ‘Your review text contains inappropriate language.’ I was confused at first, I mean I was pretty emphatic, but I didn’t cuss at all… and then I realized: I had typed the word ‘vagina.’
You can’t type the word ‘vagina’ on a TAMPON review because it’s considered inappropriate.
KOTEX, a company that makes OVER A BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR primarily selling products to people with vaginas, thinks that someone typing the word “VAGINA” in a review of a product that goes IN THEIR VAGINA is being inappropriate and needs to be censored.
I retyped “v*gina” with an asterisk like it was a swear word, submitted and it went to preview mode with no problem. But I’m still kind of in shock… Honestly, what is wrong with Kotex that they think they need to protect tampon users from the word ‘vagina’?
Whoops, our bad! Everyone makes mistakes and we do, too. A U by Kotex user tried to post the word Vagina in a review on our website and was flagged – we want to say, “We’re so sorry!” If you follow us on any social channel, we totally encourage the use of the word vagina because it’s nothing to be ashamed of. VAGINA, VAGINA, VAGINA!!! We always respect reviews, good or bad, and use them to better ourselves as a brand. The problem has been fixed and we wanted all our U by Kotex girls to know it was just that, a simple mistake. bit.ly/ZD6KrL
#VAGINA #VAGINA #VAGINA #VAGINA #VAGINA #VAGINA
OH MY GOD LMAOOOO
boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
Bunny girl has a great hair day ! 🐰
No but I can take a picture of me spreading cream cheese on a bagel
play by play on the erotic sensation I get from dousing a bae-glel in cream cheese:
first I feel the softness of bae-gle against my face
Then I get her nice and toasty
then I give her a little motivation and support
then I start sensually lathering bae-gle with cream cheese
then I look at my bae-gle before and tell her I appreciate her
and when I take a bite is when I realize..
THAT BAE-GLES ARE SO FUCKING DELICIOUS HOLY FUCK
HOLY SHIT BAE-GLES!@@#!@@MOTHER FUCKING BAE-GLSZ
and there was my very personal and erotic bae-gle consumption
this is a personal blog.
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((does the title font look like comic sans to u omg))