spaustriastuck:

dennys:

EXERCISE
EX-ER-CISE
EX-AR-SIZE
EGGS-ARE-SIDES
FOR BACON
BACON

who the heck is running Denny’s tumblr

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pluckypalaeontologist:

sillyunicorntime:

dieceased:

daiyaoowada:

I told my government class about the Great Emu War and half the class didn’t believe me so we had my government teacher look it up on the projector oh my god

only in australia

wait how did the emus win

have you ever met an emu

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cthulhucry:

peetaismyhero:

There are some shows you watch and even after 20 episodes, you can’t decide who’s your favorite character.

Then there are some shows that, within five minutes, you’re like “it’s them, they’re my bby, I will defend their actions until my last breath, they are perfection.”

and then they die

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i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

bigstupidbaby:

“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting

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dorkstrider:

have you ever noticed that some tumblr users come in sets

like they never stop talking to/about the other person so you may as well follow them too

it’s like buy one, get one free

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wwworldwide:

dont ‘XD’ me young lady

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tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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hitlersbreastmilk:

do not make decisions at 2 am when you are sad

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How teachers assume groups of three work: everyone does 1/3 of the work

How they actually work: One cunt does absoloutley nothing, another person doesn't really understand but tries their best, and the third person ends up doing 70% of the work so that they don't fail.

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

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